“Can’t all the money in grannie’s royal treasury buy you a decent weave?”
“Harry I swear to god”
“Don’t let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like meeeee.” When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them and they do this:
________ Boy: The prince! Where?
Prince Harry: I’m here, it’s me. Sorry to disappoint, but it’s only me.
